Book Review: Just Stab Me Now by Jill Bearup

Just Stab Me Now by Jill Bearup is a fantasy/comedy story with similarities to the Princess Bride. We follow Caroline an author trying to write a fantasy romance book but her characters just won’t listen and take the story is an unexpected direction. For the Fantasy parts we follow Lady Rosamund a thirty-six year old widow who with the help of Captain Collins must stop a war and who has no time for fantasy tropes.

The book is inspired by the Fantasy Heroine YouTube Shorts where Jill plays all of the characters including the author and all the different characters in “her” book. The shorts and the book play up a lot of the tropes of Fantasy and Fantasy Romance. Specifically, Caroline is trying for enemies to lovers but the characters are not in that headspace and end up changing the plans.

I would love more and the book and shorts while wrapped up could continue but Jill Bearup has stated that she is not really an author and it was the fans who more or less bullied her into writing this and doesn’t plan to continue it. The book itself is very meta and is probably not for everyone but I loved it. I would recommend checking of the YouTube shorts first because if you enjoy those or not will tell you if this book is for you.

June 2025 Wrap Up

In June I read five books. All of them which I enjoyed.

Books:

The first book I finished was The Last Wish by Andrzej Sapkowski which is a collection of short stories set in the world of The Witcher and is chronologically set before the first novel. This is where many people recommend to start the Witcher series as we met Geralt and many others before the events of the novels and can better understand the character relationships. I liked the short stories but some I found too long and I didn’t personally like the ones that put so much focus on Dandelion.

Next I read John Green’s new book Everything is Tuberculosis. This is a nonfiction about Tuberculosis how it has shaped the world and Green’s personal obsession with it. While interesting and thought provoking at times it doesn’t seem like it goes far enough but I can see this as a small step stone towards change.

Sword of Destiny by Andrzej Sapkowski is another collection of short stories following Geralt of Rivia set in the world of The Witcher. While some of the stories are hit and miss the last one goes directly into the events of the first novel. I do feel like if you are just starting the Witcher series you should start with the short stories collections.

From the Wizarding World Archive: Curated Writing from the World of Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling is a collection of articles and anecdotes about the world of Harry Potter. Though it does contain interesting information I didn’t feel like there was a lot of new information or stuff. I personally would only recommend this to fans who like to read everything.

The last book I read in June was Queen B by Juno Dawson. Queen B is a prequel novella in the Her Majesty’s Royal Coven series. This follows Anne Boleyn who really is a witch and her coven in the aftermath of her beheading. I loved this historical fantasy and look forward to reading more in the series.

Book Review: The Bitter End by Alexa Donne

The Bitter End by Alexa Donne is a young adult thriller where a winter storm traps eight teens at a remote ski cabin and they start dying. It becomes clear that one of them is the killer. I received a review copy from the publisher on Netgalley. This is a very well written thriller with multiple points of view. It did take me a bit to get a feel for all of the characters and I suspected different people at different times.

The story switches between the current events at the ski lodge and a party several years ago that created drama between everyone. Based on the information that we get about the party early on I was suspecting that someone died at the party and that is the problem. However, the actual reason for the conflict was not what I was expecting. I didn’t see who the killer was or what their reasoning form killing their peers. I loved the ending and I feel like this would make a good TV show or movie. It reminded me of the video game Until Dawn but without the supernatural elements.

Book Review: Buried Deep and Other Stories by Naomi Novik

Buried Deep and Other Stories by Naomi Novik is a collection of thirteen short stories that span the different worlds of her works and includes a sneak peek at the world of her next novel. I received an early copy for review from the publisher thorough Netgalley. I’ve been a fan of Naomi Novik’s work for years though this is the first book I’ve read in a long time and which has inspired me to finally read more of her works. Overall I greatly enjoyed this work and I will be going through each story individually

Araminta, or, The Wreck of the Amphidrake is a take on regency romance novels. We follow Lady Araminta who is being sent off to be married off but she is not interested in marriage. To protect herself she is gifted with a amulet that turns her into a man and she uses this when the ship she is on is attacked. An interesting take on Pirates and romance but not my favorite story.

After Hours is a story set in the Scholomance world but doesn’t follow the characters from that series. We follow Beata in her first year at the school on a night that she decides to sneak out in attempt to take better supplies from the communal supplies as first year students never get the best stuff. We also learn about her conflict with her roommate Jayne and how dangerous the school can be especially at night. This is a good introduction to the Scholomance if you haven’t read any before.

Vici is a story set in the Temeraire Universe but during Roman times and how Antonius who is a conman ends up with a dragon. He eventually gets sent to Gaul as owning a dragon is a problem for the magistrate and end up fighting with Julius Cesar. This story lays the ground work for how dragons are part of the military with the Temeraire Universe.

Buried Deep is a story about the Labyrinth and Ariadne dancing on the ground where the Labyrinth exists. A retelling of the story of the Minotaur but focuses more on family and the relationship between the Minotaur and Ariadne.

Spinning Silver is the short story that eventually spun into the novel of the same name and there is overlap in this story but you can see where the novel goes into more detail. We follow Miryem the daughter of a moneylender who is not very good at his job. When Miryem realizes that her family is suffering she takes over her father’s job and excels at it. Eventually, she meets a Staryk who wants her to turn silver into gold. Through Miryem’s cleverness and business savvy she is able to accomplish this and Staryk that she would be better as his banker instead of his queen.

Commonplaces is a story about Irene Adler finding out that Sherlock Holmes has died at the Reichenbach Falls and her actions following getting this information. Quick story for fans of Sherlock Holmes and would be more enjoyable if you have recently read those stories.

Seven is an interesting story about a city called Seven that has seven statues and how those statues are created. We follow Kath who learned how to make pottery from her husband and is continuing to do so to feed her family even though she wasn’t properly trained. She eventually is tasked with building a new statue when one of them breaks but the clay used often kills those who work with it.

Blessings is a fairytale about what are the best blessings one could get from fairies and Madga who is given the gift of strength and how that changes her story. Very short but an interesting take on princesses being gifted blessings by the fairies at the beginning of their tales.

Lord Dunsany’s Teapot is about a teapot that is used in the trenches of World War I and how it ends up keeping some of the soldiers’ safe during this time. Very short but not a story that I was expecting as someone who has researched World War I.

Seven Years from Home is the only story that I didn’t enjoy. This is more of a science fiction story than fantasy and if I had read it alone I might have liked it more. Written in first person we follow the account of a researcher who wants to learn more about a specific alien group. I only skimmed this story so I don’t’ feel like I can say more than that just I think how the story was told made me not want to finish it.

Dragons & Decorum is a Pride & Prejudice retelling set in the world of Temeraire following Captain Elizabeth Bennet and her dragon Wollstonecraft. I’m not a huge fan of Pride & Prejudice but I felt that this was a unique take as Darcy doesn’t know that Elizabeth is a Captain until near the end of the story.

Castle Coeurlieu is a story set during the Black Plague. We follow Isabeau who has recently married and lives in the country side with the son of her husband. On the land is a tower that has many stories and rumors about it and how it may be magical. She ends up in the tower one night when she shouldn’t be but is able to save the son. Interesting take on stories influenced by the events of the Black Plague and the stories that were written at that time.

The Long Way Round is a sneak peek into the world that Naomi Novik’s next book is set in. We follow siblings Tess and Aston who are sailors and ship builders on a quest to sail the long way around the land verses what is considered the safest route. As they attempt this journey they end up find new locations and how those they meet along the way change their future. Story about family and the family you build along the way. I’m interested in where Naomi Novik plans to take this story/world in the future.

May 2024 Wrap Up

In May I read seven books including several manga and a picture book. I’m currently catching up on some post that I had planned to go up before now.

Books:

The first book I read this month was The Free Trader of Warren Deep by Craig Martelle which is a science fiction story about Free Trader Brandon and his mind linked hillcat traveling the trade routes of Warren Deep. He decides to traverse the Great Desert to find old tech to make his riches. I liked the concept overall but found some parts confusing and it ended abruptly.

In the Houses of their Dead: The Lincolns, The Booths, and the Spirits by Terry Alford is a nonfiction book about the connections between Abraham Lincoln and John Wilks Booth even before the assassination. There is also a focus on the Lincoln’s interest in spiritualism. I liked this book while I was reading it but I feel like I didn’t retain much of the information.

Knight owl by Christopher Denise is a picture book about a little owl who wants to become a knight. I love owls and collect owl things and this was too cure to pass up.

Mistborn: The Final Empire by Brandon Sanderson is a fantasy novel where people can have powers based on different metals. I have read and reviews this book before and reread it for book club. I still really like this story and need to continue on with the series.

Saiyuki Resurrected Editions volumes one through three by Kazuya Minekura is a manga fantasy series that is very loosely based on Journey to the West. We follow Sanzo, Gojyo, Goku, and Hakkai as they are tasked with traveling west to find out why the yokai are attacking humans and stop the resurrection of the demon king Gumaho. These editions are new hardback editions with an updated translations. I’ve loved this series for years and still do but I don’t believe that the full story will ever be completed.

October 2023 Wrap Up

In October I read six books and watched two movies. I was around this time that I got very busy and posting just wasn’t happening so now I’m catching up.

Books:

The first book I read was The Curse of Moonseed Manor by D. Lieber which is a gothic mystery story set at a possible haunted house in the same vain as Rebecca. I do have a full review already posted and feel like that if you like mysteries and haunted houses you would enjoy this.

To Sleep In A Sea of Stars by Christopher Paolini follows Kira who accidently finds an alien relic during a routine survey mission and is launched into events to save Earth and all of Humanity. This is Paolini’s first adult science fiction work and while I loved the characters and enjoyed most of the concepts I feel like I would have enjoyed this more if it had been split into two books.

The In-Between: Unforgettable Encounters During Life’s Final Moments by Hadley Valhos is a nonfiction book about her interactions with patients that have impacted her the most so far while being a hospice nurse. While a hard topic with is a memoir that shows hos caring for others can change one’s life and how one deals with grief.

A Fire Born of Exile by Aliette de Bodard is a sapphic Count of Monte Cristo inspired story set in space. I do have a full review posted as well but this is perfect for those that love science fiction with a romantic spin.

Britney Spears memoir The Woman in Me is Britney sharing her story in the music industry and the conservatorship that she was forced into. While at times sad, this memoir allows one to get a glimpse into who Britney Spears really is and how things have affected her over the years.

Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert A. Heinlein is a science fiction book about Michael Smith who is a human raised on Mars and has returned to Earth. Interesting concepts but you and can that it was written in the 60s and I didn’t enjoy reading it.

Movies:

I watched two movies this month the first was Grave Encounters. Grave Encounters is a found footage horror movie where a team of Ghost Hunters lock themselves into an abandoned asylum that is supposed to be haunted. As the night goes on it starts to become clear that the asylum really is haunted and the team is in danger. Not bad for a found footage movie but the effects could have been better in some scenes but a good horror movie overall for the Halloween season.

The only other movie I watched was Resident Evil: Death Island. This is the newest Resident Evil animated movie to come out and its set in the same universe as the video games. While not a bad movie its made for fans of the games but it was cool seeing fan favorite characters working together.

Book Review: A Fire Born of Exile by Aliette de Bodard

A Fire Born of Exile is a sapphic Count of Monte Cristo inspired story in space set in the Xuya Universe. This Universe is one in which Asian culture is dominate, scholars administrate different planets, and sentient spaceships have families. A Fire Born of Exile came out in October 2023 but I received a review copy from Netgalley and I’m currently catching up on things that I meant to post earlier.

The story focuses on Quynh an Alchemist who wants revenge for events in her past and Minh the daughter of the ruler of the Scattered Peral Belt who wants to escape her mothers plans for her. I feel like I would have enjoyed this more if I better knew the story of the Count of Monte Cristo but I still enjoyed this book. I love how different the Xuya Universe is to most of the science fiction that I’ve read and I want to read more set in this universe.

October 2023 Fairyloot

Fairyloot is a Young Adult book subscription box focusing on fantasy based out of the UK. Each month you receive a new Young Adult hardback book and 5-6 bookish goodies. Like most book boxes the hardback are special editions and the items are a combination of both practical things and more decorative items. October’s theme is Enchanted Forest.

The bookish items included this month are an embroidery kit, a mushroom spoon, a photo album, a set of bag clips, and print overlays for the book Emily Wilde’s Encyclopedia of Faeries.

All Fairyloot books come with exclusive covers, generally signed by the author and include a letter from the author. This month the book is The Forest Grim by Kathryn Purdie which is a fantasy novel where fairytales come to life but with darker twists. This edition has an exclusive cover, a reversible dust jacket, foiling on the hardcover, and digital sprayed edges.

November’s theme is Alchemy of Us.

Book Review: The Curse of Moonseed Manor by D. Lieber

The Curse of Moonseed Manor by D. Lieber is an adult mystery novel following Wren who just got a job at Moonseed Manor as a photographer as the manor is becoming a hotel and it might just be haunted. I received a copy of the book from the author in exchange for a review and will also include the full blurb and a link to purchase at the end of this review.

Wren is a down on her luck young woman who comes across an add to work at Moonseed Manor as a photographer and decides to give it a shot. When she arrives she meets all the others working there including the mysterious owner Mr. William Courtland Bennings and the sexy caretaker Watt. However, it is clear that things are different here and there are rumors that the manor is haunted.

While this is not a long book over all its a gothic mystery is the same vain as Rebecca that kept me guessing until the end. What is the owners back story? Are the ghost real? And how is the sexy caretake Watt involved. I greatly enjoyed this book and was not expecting what happens in the end and I feel like this is a great book for those who enjoy gothic mysteries.

Full Blurb from Goodreads:

A haunted hotel. A skeptical photographer. A deadly curse that could cost her everything.Wren Mabry’s life is a disaster. Her last few years have been rife with tragedy and hardship. So when she’s offered a job at Moonseed Manor, a Gothic revival mansion that’s never welcomed visitors, it seems suspicious. Even so, this is her chance to finally turn her life around.The gloom that hangs over Moonseed Manor is enhanced by its cold yet alluring owner, Mr. William Courtland Bennings. And the spooky tales of the flirtatious and sexy caretaker, Watt, play up that feeling.Even though Wren doesn’t believe in ghosts or curses, she’s always had a flair for the darker side. And when she finds a handwritten book of poetry filled with longing, terror, and ghostly revenge, it reawakens her very soul—or rather the unknown poet does. Love, death, secrets, and lies await in this gothic romance.

Link:

https://www.amazon.com/Curse-Moonseed-Manor-D-Lieber-ebook/dp/B0CDMFFXJC/ref=sr_1_1?crid=20P15NTOQ1S5D&keywords=the+curse+of+moonseed+manor&qid=1700678233&sprefix=the+curse+of+moonsee%2Caps%2C118&sr=8-1

Book Review: White Night by Jim Butcher (Dresden Files #9)

White Night is the ninth book in the Dresden Files series by Jim Butcher. This installment follows Harry as he investigates the killings of different Chicago magical practitioners. Something is killing those who can do magic but aren’t full wizards. Though some are just disappearances and others look like suicides’ at one scene a message is left for Harry which points to a serial killer and Thomas might be involved.

As the story progresses we find out that the killer is dressing like a warden of the White Council to instill fear as the war between the Red Court Vampires and the White Council continues and the plan to use Harry to tip the balance of the war. Thomas it turns out is protecting and hiding those who are being attacked and Marcone ends up helping out to protect the citizen of Chicago.

Like many other urban fantasy series the Dresden Files has a formula at this point but I find that is what makes urban fantasy enjoyable and allows for changes to be that much more powerful. At this point the Dresden Files has found its footing and just keeps getting better.